The people who know you are concerned. Just let this go, it'll be a positive step forward.
Well here you are ... still. You're going to the end aren't you? Spoiler alert: These don't get any better. Just give it up now.
Clicking on all of these isn't going to fill that black hole in your heart.
This is sad for both of us now.
You probably haven't even signed up for the email list have you?
Is this the dark web? Is that where we're headed?
This chapter isn't fan fiction about Jason Bourne's bathroom habits or anything - but maybe that would be a good idea?
Do you think I've been using these little dashes (-) correctly? Seems like something that I should have carte blanche with, right?